SCENE 1 - INT. WOMEN'S BATHROOM
April (Lilome) is a true Terroristen. Snagging some fliers from Candace (Xaxin) for John Taylor, as well as some from Jacquie (Blakey) for Three Alarm Fire, April went to work in the women's bathroom. She and the others risked being thrown out of the concert for promoting these other acts. I am amazed they were never found out, what with the amount of squealing at John's photo some of these girls did.
SCENE 2 - INT. PIT
Margaret Timmons joins me in the pit. It was her first time so close, with the exception of the Tower Records Escapade. Can you see my eyes glowing green? This is a sure sign I am pissed off about something. In this case, I simply did not want to be there. *ducks rotten fruit and veggies* I checked the time so often that Margaret finally told me to shut the hell up and enjoy the show. Some Duranie I am---I was more concerned about the Van Gogh's Ear show I was missing. (Oh, like I wasn't going to go see the local band the next night!)
SCENE 3 - INT. STAGE
The stars of This Pop Trash Movie arrive. On time, of all things. Mr. Nick Rhodes, Mr. Simon LeBon, and Mr. Warren Cuccurullo find their marks and stand mannequin-like for a few beats. Nick raises his right arm and points at his keyboards. On this cue, the music begins, and so does our movie.
SCENE 4 - INT. PIT
Amateur lighting direction courtesy the tech-wannabes in the pit...
Turn the page of the script...